7 Jokes For Carrot Up

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Updated on: Apr 15 2025

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What's a carrot's favorite genre of music? Hip-hop, because it's all about the beets!
What did the carrot say to the tomato at the party? Let's ketchup and relish the moment!
What did the carrot say to the cucumber? You're kind of a big dill!
How does a carrot answer the phone? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
How does a carrot apologize? It says, 'I'm sorry if I hurt your peelings!
How do carrots celebrate success? With a root beer float, of course!
Why did the carrot start a band? It had a-peeling musical talent!

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