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The Perfectionist Carpenter
Dealing with imperfect materials
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Being a perfectionist is tough. I built a table once, spent days making sure it was perfectly level. Guess what? Turns out my floor isn't. Now my guests play a fun game of 'Rolling Marbles' during dinner.
The Environmentalist Carpenter
Balancing sustainability and client demands
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I built a birdhouse for a client who claimed to be a hardcore environmentalist. But when I suggested using recycled wood, she said, 'Can't we just pretend it's recycled?' I guess Mother Nature loves make-believe.
The Talkative Carpenter
Trying to focus while chatting
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I love chatting with clients while working. The other day, a client said, 'I hope you're good with your hands.' I replied, 'Ma'am, I'm a carpenter, not a magician. But I can make this table disappear if you want.'
The Lazy Carpenter
Finding shortcuts in carpentry
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Lazy carpenters like efficiency. I built a staircase once where every step was the same height. Not because I measured, but because I got tired of adjusting the saw. I call it the 'Cardio Stairmaster.'
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