5 Cards Against Humanity Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 26 2024

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The Innocent Player

Trying to keep it family-friendly in a game meant for anything but.
My friend insisted on playing Cards Against Humanity at the family reunion. Now my grandma thinks I have a weird obsession with moist towelettes.

The Card Czar

Dealing with the responsibility of judging everyone's messed up sense of humor.
As the Card Czar, I realized I have a PhD in deciphering the difference between dark humor and cry-for-help cards. Spoiler alert: it's a thin line.

The Overly Competitive Player

Taking the game way too seriously and risking friendships.
My buddy got so competitive during the game that he accused me of stealing his best cards. I said, "Dude, it's not my fault your mind is a twisted garden of dark, disturbing flowers.

The Strategy Guru

Trying to win at all costs, even if it means betraying your own moral compass.
Winning at Cards Against Humanity is like winning at life – you have to be ruthless, cunning, and willing to play the "uncomfortably erotic" card when necessary.

The Awkward Third Wheel

Being the only one in the group who doesn't get the dirty jokes.
My friends convinced me to play Cards Against Humanity, and I felt like a nun at a rock concert. I kept asking, "What's a 'fleshlight'? Is that a new flashlight brand?

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