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I heard Cardi B is starting a cooking show. I can see it now: "Today, we're making spaghetti, alright? First, you gotta take the noodles, like, 'Wap! Wap! Wap!' Then you add the sauce, and you mix it up, like, 'Okurrr!' And there you have it, Cardi's gourmet spaghetti. Bon appétit, baby!
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You ever notice how Cardi B's voice on GPS would be a game-changer? "In 500 feet, make a left, okayurrr! You missed the turn, but it's okayurrr, recalculating!" I'd never miss a turn again! But imagine if it had her attitude too: "You missed the exit, sweetie. Are you driving with your eyes closed? Fix it, right now!
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Can you imagine Cardi B at the library? She'd be like, "Shhh! Quiet in the library, okayurrr! I'm trying to read this book, you know? It's like, 'Once upon a time, there was a bad b***h in the library, shushing everyone, okayurrr!'
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I was thinking, what if Cardi B had a regular 9 to 5 job? Imagine her at a job interview: "So, Cardi, why do you want to work here?" She'd be like, "Well, first of all, I like money, okayurrr! And second, I heard there's a cafeteria, and I'm all about them snacks, you know? I need my snacks, alright!
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