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What did the grape say after it got run over by a car? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
The Fast and the Furious... to the Body Shop
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I like to think of my car as a character in The Fast and the Furious franchise. You know you've reached the next level when the insurance adjuster starts referring to your accident as Fast and the Furious: Parking Lot Drift.
Driving: The Ultimate Reality Show
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They should turn car accidents into a reality show. Contestants navigate traffic, and when they crash, the judges hold up scorecards. Ooh, that was a solid 9.5 for the spin! Not enough for the gold, but you might get a bronze in insurance claims.
The Art of Parallel Parking
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I recently had a car accident while attempting to parallel park. The other driver said, You need to work on your parking skills! I told him, Hey, I'm just trying to embrace modern art. My car and I were creating a masterpiece in the middle of the street!
Auto Correct, Literally
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I got into a car accident, and the auto body shop sent me an estimate with so many typos. I thought they were fixing my car, not writing a sequel to Shakespeare. I asked, Is this a repair or a tragic love story?
The Pothole Conspiracy
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I hit a massive pothole and had a car accident. I swear, these potholes are like secret agents for the government. One minute, you're driving peacefully, and the next, you're part of an unintentional action movie.
Crash Course in Driving
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You know you're having a bad day when your GPS says, In 500 feet, make a U-turn, and you're already airborne. It's not a car accident; it's just a crash course in advanced driving techniques!
Road Rage Yoga
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I've found a new way to cope with the stress of a car accident – Road Rage Yoga. It's where you take deep breaths while simultaneously flipping off the guy who cut you off. It's all about finding inner peace in the chaos of traffic.
Car Accidents Anonymous
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I think there should be a support group for people who've had car accidents – we can call it CAA: Car Accidents Anonymous. Hi, my name is [Your Name], and it's been three months since my last fender bender. The struggle is real.
Airbags, the Unwanted Hug Experts
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You ever notice how airbags deploy in a car accident? It's like the car suddenly becomes your over-enthusiastic friend, going, Surprise hug! I'm just waiting for the day they add a feature that says, Would you like a hug? before deploying.
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