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Why don't capers play hide and seek? Because they always end up in a pickle!
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Why did the caper break up with the onion? They couldn't handle the tears anymore!
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Why was the caper terrible at poker? It always gave away its 'telltale tang'!
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Why did the caper always excel in math? It had a knack for 'counting' its blessings!
Caper Chronicles: Part II
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You know, capers always sound fun in theory until you realize you're the protagonist of a sitcom episode. I once tried to pull a Mission Impossible move – except the only thing I successfully infiltrated was the neighbor's barbecue party. Smooth, right?
Caper Chronicles
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I have a confession: I accidentally became the lead character in my own caper. Thought I'd stealthily retrieve the last cookie from the jar. Turns out, the jar had its own alarm system – mom's ears!
Caper Chaos
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Capers are like life's way of keeping us humble. I tried to pull off a smooth escape from a boring meeting – ended up knocking over the coffee pot, making a grand entrance everyone will remember. Yeah, I've mastered the art of chaotic capers!
Caper Catastrophes
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Have you ever embarked on a caper that backfired spectacularly? I decided to play a prank on my friend and ended up as the punchline. Turns out, he's a ninja in disguise. Note to self: never mess with someone who can turn invisible at will.
The Great Caper
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You know, I tried to organize a heist once. Thought I'd call it 'The Great Caper.' Turns out, the only thing I managed to steal was my own time trying to plan it! I mean, seriously, who knew a grocery run could be that complicated?
Caper Calamities
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Ever had a caper spiral into chaos? I tried to orchestrate a surprise party for my buddy. Let's just say, keeping it a secret was harder than trying to teach a cat to fetch. And the surprise? Well, I was the one who ended up surprised.
Caper Conundrums
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Ever been caught in a caper of your own making? I once thought I'd sneak out for a midnight snack, but it turned into a full-blown caper trying to avoid the creaky floorboards. Mission Impossible got nothing on me, except maybe a better theme song.
Caper Comedy
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There's a reason they call it a caper – it's like a comedy of errors waiting to happen. My attempt to be smooth turned into a slapstick routine. Ever tripped over your own feet trying to impress someone? Yeah, that's the epitome of my capers.
Caper Chronicles: The Sequel
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Capers have this knack for turning mundane moments into thrillers. I attempted a midnight snack run; little did I know it would become a high-stakes operation. Who knew a bag of chips could trigger a home security system? Mission: Snack Impossible.
Caper Follies
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I'm convinced that capers have a mind of their own. Tried to pull a sneaky maneuver during hide and seek – let's just say the universe conspired against me. Found the perfect hiding spot, but it was also the perfect spot for the cat's siesta. Worst stealth mission ever.
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