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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 29 2024

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The Cap Conspiracy Theorist

Believing caps are controlling our thoughts
I tried going a day without wearing a cap to see if my thoughts would be freer. It was a disaster. I felt exposed, vulnerable. I think my brain cells got sunburned. I'm never risking it again. Caps on, thoughts in check!

The Cap Collector

Trying to explain your cap collection to skeptical friends
You know you have too many caps when you're in a relationship, and your partner says, "It's either me or the caps." I said, "Well, this cap here is reversible, so technically, I can have both.

The Forgetful Cap Owner

Always losing your favorite cap
Losing your favorite cap is like losing a friend. I had a memorial service for my last lost cap. Lit a candle and everything. My friends were like, "Dude, it's just a cap." I said, "No, it was my confidant, my shield against bad hair days.

The Cap Hater

When you can't stand people who wear caps indoors
My friend wears a cap even when he's watching TV at home. I told him, "Dude, your TV is not the sun. You're not blocking harmful rays; you're just blocking my view of your face.

The Fashionable Cap Wearer

Keeping up with the latest cap trends
My friend said, "You need a cap for every occasion." I said, "Really? What cap do I wear to a job interview?" He said, "Simple, the one that says, 'I'm here to cover the top position.'

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