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How does a cantaloupe apologize? It says, 'I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rind you the wrong way!
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What did the cantaloupe say to the orange at the talent show? You're a-peeling!
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What do you call a cantaloupe that's good at playing hide and seek? A melon-ninja!
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Why did the cantaloupe go to therapy? It had too many meloncholy issues!
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Did you hear about the cantaloupe that became a detective? It had a melon-collie disposition!
Cantaloupe's Identity Crisis
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Cantaloupes are the most confused fruit out there. They can't decide if they want to be a melon or just a fancy cucumber wearing a superhero cape. I mean, make up your mind, cantaloupe! Are you a fruit or a vegetable? You're giving me trust issues in the produce aisle.
Cantaloupe: The Underachiever
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Cantaloupes have the audacity to call themselves a melon, but let's be real, they're the underachievers of the melon family. Watermelons are out there hydrating the world, and what do cantaloupes do? Sit around pretending to be a bland orange. Step up your game, cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe's Stand-up Comedy Career
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If cantaloupes did stand-up comedy, their jokes would be as tasteless as they are. Why did the cantaloupe go to therapy? It had too many melon-choly issues. Stick to being a fruit, cantaloupe, leave the comedy to the professionals.
Cantaloupe's Fashion Statement
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Cantaloupes are the divas of the fruit bowl. They walk in like they're wearing the latest fruit fashion, and all the other fruits are just apples and oranges trying to keep up. I bet if cantaloupes could talk, they'd be like, Honey, I'm not just a fruit; I'm a lifestyle.
Cantaloupe's College Degree
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Did you know cantaloupes have college degrees? Yeah, they all major in Fruitology, with a concentration in Fruit Basket Etiquette. I guess that's where they learn how to awkwardly sit in a bowl next to the grapes and try not to make eye contact with the bananas.
Cantaloupe's Tinder Profile
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If cantaloupes had Tinder profiles, they'd be the ones with the misleading pictures. You swipe right thinking you're getting a sweet and juicy experience, but when you finally meet, it's just a bland encounter. Cantaloupe, you're the catfish of the fruit world.
Cantaloupe Conspiracy
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You ever notice how cantaloupes are like the secret agents of the fruit world? They're always undercover, hiding behind that tough rind. I bet if you cut one open, there's a tiny spy camera and a mission brief inside. Mission: Infiltrate the Fruit Salad undetected.
Cantaloupe's Workout Routine
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I saw a cantaloupe at the gym the other day, trying to get fit. I'm like, Dude, you're a fruit. What are you doing here? Maybe it heard about watermelons getting sliced and diced for summer parties and thought, I need to get in shape if I don't want to be left out of the fruit salad.
Cantaloupe's Spa Day
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Cantaloupes think they're so high maintenance. I heard they have spa days where they soak in fruit punch, get a rind exfoliation, and gossip about the apples. News flash, cantaloupe: no amount of spa treatments can make you the watermelon of the fruit world.
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