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Dealing with the Canadian dollar is like being in a long-distance relationship. You check your bank account, and it's like, "I miss you, but not enough to be on par with the US dollar.
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The Canadian dollar is the only currency that apologizes for being so weak. You swipe your credit card in the US, and it's like, "Sorry, eh, I'm not worth much today.
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The Canadian dollar is the only money that looks at the exchange rate and says, "Well, today's not my day, better luck tomorrow, eh?" It's like the eternal optimist of the financial world.
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You ever notice how the Canadian dollar is like that shy friend who never wants to come out and play with the big currencies? It's like, "Oh, sorry, I'll just hang out here in the corner, eh?
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You know your currency is chill when it apologizes for causing inflation. "Sorry about that, folks, we'll try to keep it in check next time. Inflation, eh? It happens.
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The Canadian dollar is so polite, it probably says "excuse me" when it drops in value. "Pardon me, folks, just passing through the economy, don't mind me weakening a bit.
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The Canadian dollar is the only currency that doubles as a weatherman. You check its value, and it's like, "Oh, looks like we're experiencing a bit of a financial cold front, better bundle up those investments.
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You ever notice how the Canadian dollar has a secret identity? By day, it's just a regular currency, but by night, it turns into the superhero known as the "Loonie." Fighting financial crime one coin flip at a time!
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Trying to exchange Canadian dollars for other currencies is like trying to trade your little brother's Pokémon cards for a Charizard. Good luck getting a fair deal with that Squirtle of a currency.
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