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What did the coffee say to the sugar? 'I can't espresso how much I can't wait to see you!
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What did the excited potato say? 'I can't wait to see you and mash our plans together!
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Why did the light bulb break up with the socket? It couldn't wait to see other outlets.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It couldn't wait to see its kickstand in action!
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What did the excited cheese say to its friends? 'I can't brie-lieve I'm going to see you soon!
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What did one impatient tomato say to the other? 'Ketchup! I can't wait to see you ripen!
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Why did the computer break up with the internet? It can't wait to see other websites!
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Why did the banana go to therapy? It couldn't peel with the pressure and couldn't wait to see a therapist!
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What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts who can't wait to see each other!
Can't Wait to See You
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Getting a can't wait to see you text is like getting a golden ticket to the awkwardness factory. I mean, do I hug? Do I handshake? Or do I just stand there and hope they have a pet to distract us from the impending social disaster?
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You ever notice how the phrase can't wait to see you sounds like a genuine expression of excitement, but deep down, you know it's just a socially acceptable way of saying, I've already planned my escape route?
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Whenever someone says, can't wait to see you, I mentally prepare myself for the inevitable battle with my wardrobe. It's like a fashion showdown between my desire to look presentable and my love for sweatpants.
Can't Wait to See You
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You know, when someone tells me, can't wait to see you, I can't help but wonder if they're secretly practicing their surprised face in the mirror. Like, Oh wow, it's you! I totally didn't expect you to show up in my life today!
Can't Wait to See You
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Can't wait to see you is the adult version of I'm excited to play with my new toy. But in this case, the toy is me, and the excitement lasts about as long as a toddler's attention span.
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I got a text from my friend saying, can't wait to see you. I replied, Me neither! I've been practicing my most enthusiastic wave so you won't notice I've been wearing the same pajamas for three days.
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Why do people say, can't wait to see you like it's an exciting event? I'm here imagining a red carpet, confetti cannons, and a live band playing my entrance theme. But no, it's just Tuesday, and someone wants to witness my awkward existence.
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I got a message saying, can't wait to see you. I'm thinking, great, neither can I. But can we agree to skip the small talk? Let's jump straight to the part where we pretend we have our lives together.
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Why do people say, can't wait to see you like it's a joyful proclamation? It's more like a prelude to the chaos of trying to find matching socks and pretending I haven't been binging on Netflix for the past week.
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