7 Camping Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 08 2025

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Camping is the only time it's acceptable to hear, 'I forgot the marshmallows!' and not start a riot.
I tried to take a selfie while camping, but the mosquitoes wanted a close-up too. Now I have bug bites and blurry memories!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised while camping.
I asked the ranger how to avoid a bear attack. He said, 'You can't outrun them.' I replied, 'I don't have to outrun the bear, just the person I'm camping with!
I asked my camping buddy if he could start the fire. He said, 'I don't know how to use matches.' I replied, 'Just burn that bridge when you get to it.
I told my friend I was going camping in the winter. He said I should take an extra blanket. I said, 'I've already got a thermal sleeping bag.' He replied, 'So does a burrito.
I tried to start a fire using two sticks. I almost called it quits, but then things finally sparked between us!

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