5 Jokes For Cameraman

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 24 2024

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The Overly Enthusiastic Cameraman

Excitement levels higher than the zoom factor
The overeager cameraman's motto: "If you're not sweating like a lens in a sauna, you're not filming right!

The Clumsy Cameraman

Dealing with constant camera mishaps
My friend, the cameraman, thinks he's a ninja. Every time he hits record, you can hear him whisper, "You won't see me, but I'll capture you!

The Cinematic Perfectionist

Never satisfied with the shot
I asked a perfectionist cameraman about his love life. He said, "It's like filming a sunrise – beautiful, but I always wish I could get a better angle.

The Paranoid Cameraman

Always afraid something will go wrong
Paranoid cameramen make the best horror films. Why? Because they're already terrified that every shadow is a ghost, so they're experts at capturing the fear!

The Cameraman Detective

Investigating the mysteries on set
The detective cameraman's best tool? The zoom lens. Perfect for catching suspects and avoiding small talk at the craft services table.

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