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Why did the class clown become a gardener? He wanted to grow some laughs!
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Why did the scarecrow become a popular student in class? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What did one wall say to the other in class? 'I'll meet you at the corner.
Classified As Confused
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I once signed up for a self-improvement class. They promised enlightenment. What I got was a lot of confusion and a certificate that basically said, Congratulations! You're now officially certified to be unsure about everything.
The Class Conundrum
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You ever notice how class sounds like a polite way of saying, We're judging you, but in an organized fashion? I walked into a class once, and I swear the chairs were sizing me up. I'm thinking, I didn't know furniture had opinions!
Classy Dating Woes
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I tried impressing a date once by taking her to a high-class restaurant. You know you're in trouble when the menu looks like a foreign language, and the waiter speaks it fluently. I just nodded and said, I'll have what they're having, but hold the pretentiousness.
Class Reunion Blues
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You ever go to a class reunion and realize everyone else aged like fine wine, and you aged like milk left in the sun? I walked in thinking I was a vintage, but they treated me like the clearance section at the thrift store.
The Great Class Escape
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I recently attended a meditation class. They said to clear my mind, but I ended up planning my grocery list and thinking about what's for dinner. I walked out of there more stressed than when I walked in, contemplating if I had enough zen for the day.
Failed the Cooking Class
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I took a cooking class, thinking I'd impress my friends. But let me tell you, there's a fine line between a chef and a firefighter. My kitchen looked like a crime scene, and my friends looked at me like I was the suspect.
Class Clown Chronicles
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I was the class clown in school. They say laughter is contagious, but detention is even more infectious. It's like, Come on, teach, I was just spreading joy...and maybe a bit of chaos.
Classy Struggles
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I tried joining a high-society class once. Turns out, the only thing classy about it was the struggle to keep up with all those fancy words. I felt like I was in a linguistic obstacle course. They'd throw a quixotic at me, and I'd be like, Is that a new workout routine or a cereal brand?
A Class Act
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have they tried paying bills with jokes? I'd be the richest person alive if that were the case. Oh, sorry, landlord, can I give you a knock-knock joke instead of rent this month?
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