5 Jokes For Calc

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 10 2025

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The Math Teacher's Quirky Stories

Trying to make math interesting
I once made a pun about fractions in class, and I could hear the sound of eyes rolling like dice in a casino.

The Lazy Mathematician

Numbers are just too much effort
Lazy mathematicians are the worst at geometry. They're always cutting corners.

The Mathematically Challenged Parent

When parents try to help with homework they don't understand
Teaching math to my kids is like trying to divide by zero. It just doesn't make any sense, and I'm pretty sure it's not allowed.

The Philosophical Mathematician

When numbers become existential
I think the square root of -1 is the loneliest number. It's got its own imaginary world, you know?

The Overachieving Calculator

The calculator that just won't quit
My calculator's got an attitude. It's always so negative, but I guess that's what happens when you're surrounded by minus signs.

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