17 Jokes For But Then

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Updated on: May 22 2025

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I thought about being a chef, but then I realized it was just a 'half-baked' idea.
I thought about being a painter, but then I realized my life was already a 'canvas' of chaos.
I used to be a baker, but then I couldn't make enough dough.
I thought about being a fisherman, but then I realized it was too 'fishy' for me.
I thought I could be a chef, but then I realized it was just a 'half-baked' idea.
I thought about being a tailor, but then I realized I wasn't 'cut out' for it.
I thought about being an electrician, but then I realized it was too 'shocking' for me.

DIY Projects

You start a simple DIY project, armed with enthusiasm and a toolbox, but then you realize halfway through that your attempt at creating a Pinterest-worthy masterpiece is looking more like a relic from the prehistoric era. DIY gone prehistoric - who knew?

Weekend Plans

You plan for a relaxing weekend, envisioning Netflix marathons and chilling, but then your friend calls, and suddenly you're knee-deep in impromptu plans, wondering how you ended up zip-lining through a forest when you were dreaming of a couch.

Job Interviews

You're acing a job interview, answering questions with finesse and charm, but then they hit you with a curveball question, and suddenly you're contemplating the deeper meaning of life in a room with awkward silence, wondering if you should have stuck with Tell me about your strengths.

Online Shopping Woes

You're browsing online for one item, feeling responsible and sensible, but then you fall into the rabbit hole of suggested products, and before you know it, your cart is a chaotic mix of things you didn't know you needed - like a potato peeler that sings opera. How did we get here?!

Social Media Struggles

You post a photo, feeling confident and hopeful for a wave of likes, but then the only interaction you get is from your aunt who comments, You look so grown-up, dear, and suddenly you're reevaluating your entire existence based on aunt-approved selfies.

Cooking Adventures

You follow a recipe step-by-step, feeling like a chef on a mission, but then you taste-test your creation and suddenly your kitchen turns into a culinary battlefield, with flavors fighting each other like it's a seasoning showdown.

Dating Dilemmas

You're on a fantastic date, conversation flowing like a smooth jazz melody, but then you make a joke that lands as smoothly as a bowling ball on thin ice - suddenly, you're playing relationship Jenga, desperately trying to rebuild the rapport.

The Great Escape

You ever try to sneak out of a party unnoticed, feeling like a ninja, but then you accidentally trip over the dog, knock down a lamp, and suddenly you're the star of your own action movie - The Great Escape with a soundtrack of shattering glass?

Gym Motivation

You enter the gym, pumped up and ready to conquer, but then you spot the vending machine flaunting those crispy, tempting snacks, and suddenly your motivation does a disappearing act faster than my 30-second plank record.

Healthy Eating

You start the day with a green smoothie, feeling all righteous and healthy, but then you see a box of donuts, and suddenly your inner conflict turns into a moral debate—kale or cream-filled ecstasy? Decisions, decisions!

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