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Busted Gym Resolutions
Trying to impress at the gym
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Tried impressing a girl at the gym by lifting heavy weights. She looked at me and said, "Is that your max, or are you just showing off?" I replied, "Well, it's the max I can lift without making noises that sound like I'm being interrogated.
Busted GPS Adventures
Trusting the GPS blindly
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Trusting the GPS is like trusting a toddler with a map. It's like, "Turn left here," and you find yourself in the middle of a lake. I guess my GPS is a secret fan of water sports.
Busted Party
Getting caught dancing awkwardly
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At the party, I tried to impress this girl with my dance moves. She looked at me and said, "Are you doing the robot or malfunctioning?" I replied, "A bit of both, I call it the busted circuit.
Bust in the Bakery
Trying to sneak a free pastry
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Went to the bakery with the plan to bust in and grab a donut. But there was a sign that said, "Buy one, get one free." So, I thought, "Why bust when there's a 'buy one, get one' deal? I guess crime doesn't pay, but pastries do.
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