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The Bullfighting Trainer
Balancing pride in the tradition with concern for the bull's well-being
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If bullfighting was a dance, I'd be the choreographer. "One, two, cha-cha-charge!" But seriously, it's tough love. I give them tough, and they give me love... or at least a respectful nod before the showdown.
The Animal Rights Activist
Advocating for animal welfare while surrounded by a centuries-old tradition
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I tried protesting a bullfight once. The bull was on my side until he saw the protest sign. He charged me faster than I could say, "Save the Bulls!" Irony, right?
The Matador's Inner Monologue
Balancing bravery and the fear of being gored
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My therapist says I have a fear of commitment. I said, "Have you ever tried committing to a one-ton creature with horns? It really puts things in perspective.
The Bull's Perspective
Reluctantly participating in a human tradition
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Bulls have a union, you know. We're just here to make a living. But every time I try to negotiate a better contract, they just wave a red flag in my face. No respect.
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