18 Jokes About Bts

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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Why did BTS start a detective agency? Because they're great at finding clues in the 'notes' of their songs!
Why did BTS start a fashion line? Because they wanted to create 'V'ogue looks for their fans!
Why did the BTS member become a chef? Because he wanted to create Suga-r and spice up his life!
How does BTS like their coffee? Jin-derful!
What's BTS's favorite type of exercise? Suga-rushes!
Why did the BTS member bring a ladder to the concert? Because he heard the music was on another level!
Why did BTS start a gardening club? Because they wanted to grow their fanbase!
Why did BTS open a zoo? Because they wanted to showcase their 'beary' talented skills!

BTS: The Fashion Police Edition

You ever see what BTS wears? I can't even pull off a hoodie properly, and they're out here in designer clothes like it's a casual Tuesday. If I wore half the stuff they do, people would think I lost a bet or joined a circus. No, seriously, it's high fashion!

BTS and the Mystery of the Vanishing Snacks

I bet there's a backstage mystery at BTS concerts: the case of the vanishing snacks. They probably have a designated snack table, and Jin's like, I left my sandwich right here! Meanwhile, Jimin's in the corner with mayo on his face, whispering, I have no idea what happened.

BTS and the Social Media Struggle

BTS is probably sitting backstage scrolling through Twitter like, What did we do now? I mean, if I had millions of followers, I'd be paranoid too. Wait, why is someone tweeting about my choice of breakfast cereal? Is there a hidden meaning I missed?

BTS: The Choreography Conspiracy

Their dance moves are so synchronized; it's like they're connected by Bluetooth or something. I can't even dance in the same direction as my shadow. BTS is over here executing a flawless routine, and I'm like, One, two, tripping over my own feet.

BTS and the Award Show Acceptance Speech Dilemma

Have you seen how many awards BTS wins? I bet there's a competition between them on who can say 'thank you' the fastest. I'd like to thank the fans, the producers, my family, my pet goldfish—thank you, thank you, thank you! The music starts playing, and they're still going.

BTS and the Art of Time Management

BTS is so busy, they probably have a manager just to manage their managers. Okay, manager A, you handle the schedule, manager B, you handle the interviews, and manager C, your job is just to remind everyone that Suga's birthday is coming up.

Behind the Scenes of BTS

You ever wonder what happens behind the scenes with BTS? I mean, do they argue about who gets the most screen time? Hey, Jungkook, I had fewer seconds in the last music video! And V just calmly responds, Guys, guys, I've got the most lines in the lyrics, I win! It's like a K-pop version of a corporate boardroom drama.

BTS: The Language Barrier Breakers

BTS speaks multiple languages, and I struggle with English half the time. They're out there making music that transcends borders, and I'm just trying to order a croissant in French without accidentally insulting someone's grandma.

BTS: The Makeup Conspiracy

You ever notice how flawless BTS looks all the time? I bet there's a makeup artist backstage with a magic wand. Presto! Perfect skin! I want that person in my life. I'm over here using concealer, and they're over there with the Photoshop brush in real life.

BTS: Breaking Through Security

BTS must have the tightest security ever. I imagine the guards at their concerts are like, Nobody gets past this point! But there's always that one fan who's determined to meet them. Excuse me, sir, I have a reservation for the VIP section called 'dedication and a homemade banner.' Let me through!

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