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The Brunette's Navigation Nightmare
When Siri can't differentiate between "brunette" and "bring a net."
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I told Siri to find a place with great brunettes. Now I'm at a chocolate factory, surrounded by candy bars. I appreciate the effort, Siri, but I was looking for brunettes with personality, not cocoa content.
The Brunette's Job Interview
When the interviewer mistakes "brunette" for "brewing it" and thinks you're a coffee expert.
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He asked, "Do you know how to handle a French press?" I'm sitting there thinking, "Is this a job interview or a barista audition?" If I wanted to be a barista, I would've applied at Starbucks, not for a hair stylist position.
The Brunette's Misadventure in the Library
When the librarian thinks you're referring to a book titled "Brunette" instead of a brunette reading a book.
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I asked the librarian for a recommendation, and she handed me a book titled "50 Shades of Brunette." I'm just here for a good read, not an unexpected plot twist in my hair color journey.
The Brunette's Dating Dilemma
When your date thinks you're talking about coffee preferences, not hair color.
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My date asked, "Do you like your brunettes hot?" I'm thinking attractive, and he's thinking temperature. Well, at least I know he's not talking about my coffee preferences.
The Brunette's Dilemma at the Salon
When the hairdresser doesn't understand the true meaning of 'just a trim.'
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I asked the stylist for beachy waves, and I ended up with something that looked more like I got electrocuted. If I wanted to be shocked, I'd watch the news, not my reflection in the mirror.
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