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You know, every year on my brother's birthday, I contemplate writing him a heartfelt card. But then I think, "Why waste a good card when a text saying 'Happy Birthday' and a sad emoji will do?
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You ever notice how when it's your birthday, you get bombarded with wishes from everyone? But when it's my brother's birthday, the best I can muster is a half-hearted "Hey, you're not as annoying today!
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Isn't it funny how on our birthdays, we all expect some grand, over-the-top celebrations? Yet, when it comes to my brother's birthday, we're all just thinking, "Maybe a pat on the back will do?
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It's hilarious how we spend weeks planning surprise parties, but when it's my brother's turn, we all just give each other that look that says, "Let's just surprise him by remembering it's his birthday.
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You know what's odd? On my birthday, people remember the exact time I was born, but for my brother, we're all just like, "Wasn't it somewhere between breakfast and lunch?
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Have you ever noticed how on birthdays, people love sharing embarrassing childhood stories? But when it's my brother's turn, we're all just too embarrassed for him to even begin.
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You know, every year on my brother's birthday, I'm reminded of how the universe has a funny way of ensuring we remember that one day he's the "star." But come on, we all know he's more like a flickering candle in the wind!
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I've realized something about birthday gifts. When it's my birthday, people get me thoughtful, meaningful presents. But for my brother? It's like, "Here's a pair of socks; they're the least personal thing I could think of.
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Birthdays are a time for reflection. When I reflect on my brother's birthdays, I mostly wonder, "How did you survive another year without me giving you a heart attack?
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