5 Jokes About Broken Ribs

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Updated on: Jun 22 2024

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Epic Slip-Up

Slipping on a banana peel leading to broken ribs
Who knew a banana could be my arch-nemesis? Slipped on one, fell like a slapstick hero, and ended up with a rib fracture. Forget 'slippery when wet'; it's 'deadly when yellow.'

Fitness Fiasco

Overambitious workout leading to broken ribs
They say 'no pain, no gain,' but I think I took it a bit too literally. Broke my ribs doing squats. Now I'm the only person whose abs hurt when they laugh. Thanks, fitness goals, for the comedy gold!

The Adventures of a Couch Potato

Excessive laziness leading to broken ribs
I've mastered the art of extreme leisure. I mean, breaking ribs while napping takes some serious skill. They should give out trophies for 'Most Athletic Sleeper.' I'd have a whole collection!

The DIY Disaster

Home improvement mishap leading to broken ribs
I have a love-hate relationship with power tools. Love the idea of fixing things, hate the reality of broken ribs. Guess I'll stick to admiring home improvement shows from a safe distance.

The Klutz's Misfortune

Klutzy behavior leading to broken ribs
They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried laughing with broken ribs? It's like being tickled by a sadistic unicorn. 'Ha-ha-OUCH! Please, no more jokes!'

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