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Why did the brokeback detective become a comedian? He was tired of chasing after leads and decided to chase some laughs instead!
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I told my brokeback friend to start a garden. Now they're growing debt – I meant, beets!
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Why did the brokeback mountain start a band? Because it wanted to reach new heights in rock-bottom hits!
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Why did the brokeback musician go to the bank? To get his notes in order and hopefully score a loan!
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Why did the brokeback computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
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Why did the brokeback chef become a comedian? He needed to spice up his life with a little laughter and a pinch of salt!
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Why did the brokeback athlete take up gardening? He heard it was a great way to turn over a new leaf!
Brokeback GPS, taking you on the scenic route to a complicated destination!
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I recently used a GPS that was clearly having a 'brokeback' moment. It was like, Turn left, no wait, turn right, actually, let's just enjoy the journey and ignore the destination altogether. I ended up in Narnia instead of the grocery store. Thanks, Brokeback GPS!
Brokeback ATMs, where your account balance isn't the only thing that's broken!
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Hey folks, have you ever been to one of those ATMs that's just having a bad day? You insert your card, and it's like, Sorry, I can't give you any cash today, I'm feeling a bit brokeback! I mean, come on, even the machines are catching the drama bug.
Brokeback Refrigerators, where relationships with leftovers get complicated!
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My fridge is so brokeback, it's like, I thought we had a connection, but now you're just giving me the cold shoulder. Leftovers are in there having a soap opera moment, and I'm just trying to make a sandwich without the drama.
Brokeback Remote Control, because even changing channels is a relationship struggle!
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I tried changing the channel on my TV, and the remote was like, Are you sure you want to watch that? Maybe we should discuss our viewing preferences first. I just want to binge-watch my favorite show without my remote questioning my life choices.
Brokeback Elevators, because going up and down shouldn't be this emotionally confusing!
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You ever been in an elevator that's having an identity crisis? It's like, We're going up, no down, actually, let's just stay here and contemplate our existence. I just wanted to get to the 7th floor, not participate in an emotional rollercoaster.
Brokeback Wi-Fi, because even the internet has its 'connection issues!'
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You know you're in trouble when your Wi-Fi starts acting like a romantic movie plot. My internet is so brokeback, it's like, I'm sorry, I can't load that page right now. I think I need some space. I didn't know routers had relationship problems too!
Brokeback Smartphones, because sometimes they're just not feeling 'app'y!
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You ever try to open an app, and your phone is like, Sorry, I'm not in the mood for Instagram today. I think I'll just randomly shut down instead. My phone is going through its rebellious teenage phase, and I'm just here trying to send a text without it throwing a tantrum.
Brokeback Coffee Machines, brewing up more drama than caffeine!
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My coffee machine is on a Brokeback journey. It's like, I'll make you coffee, but only if you promise not to judge my water-filtering abilities. I just want a cup of joe, not a philosophical debate about the essence of filtered water in the morning.
Brokeback Toilets, where even flushing becomes a complicated relationship!
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I encountered a toilet the other day that was channeling its inner Brokeback Mountain. It's like, I don't know if I can flush this, we've been through a lot together. I just wanted a quick exit, not a philosophical debate with my bathroom appliances.
Brokeback Weather App, predicting storms in your love life!
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I checked my weather app the other day, and it was like, Expecting a 50% chance of rain, but also a 100% chance of emotional turbulence in your relationship. I just wanted to know if I needed an umbrella, not a therapy session.
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