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I met a guy named Brock the other day. I asked him if he ever gets tired of people making Pokémon references. He said, "Yeah, I feel like I'm constantly being thrown into battles with strangers. Where's my Pikachu when I need one?
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You ever meet someone named Brock and think, "Is this guy the missing link between the Stone Age and the modern era?" I bet if you dig deep enough, you'll find Brock's name etched on a cave wall somewhere.
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You ever notice how the name "Brock" sounds like someone tried to combine "bro" and "rock"? Like, they couldn't decide if they wanted a buddy or a geological formation, so they just went with both. "Hey, Brock, you're my solid friend, man!
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Brock, the name that makes you sound like you have a personal vendetta against smooth surfaces. "No, I won't walk on that sidewalk; it's too Brock for me.
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I have a friend named Brock who's convinced he has a superpower. He can make any conversation awkward within the first 30 seconds. It's like he's got this invisible force field that repels normal social interactions.
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You ever meet a Brock who's a vegetarian? It's like, "Dude, your name sounds like it should be chiseled into the side of a mountain, and you're over here nibbling on lettuce leaves? Where's the primal roar, Brock?
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Brock, the only name that sounds like a rock, but somehow also the name of that guy who always brings the potato salad to the family barbecue. It's like, "Here comes Brock, the human side dish, ready to party!
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I knew a guy named Brock who claimed he could talk to ghosts. I said, "Dude, you can barely hold a conversation with the living. I doubt ghosts want to chat about the afterlife with you.
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Brock told me he's into extreme sports. I asked him which one, and he said, "I go rock climbing every weekend." I thought he meant scaling mountains, but turns out he just has a habit of climbing over garden walls to avoid neighbors.
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