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The Brick Salesperson
Dealing with customers who don't appreciate the finer points of bricks and constantly make strange requests.
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A guy walked into the store and asked, "Do you have any invisible bricks?" I said, "Sure, they're in the same aisle as the imaginary lumber and see-through cement.
The Clumsy Construction Worker
Despite working with bricks every day, the clumsy construction worker has a talent for turning simple tasks into hilarious disasters.
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I told my clumsy construction worker friend to be careful while handling bricks. He said, "Don't worry, I've got a solid grip." Five minutes later, we were reconstructing the wall he accidentally knocked down.
The Philosophical Bricklayer
Contemplating the meaning of life while laying bricks, the philosophical bricklayer struggles to find deep insights in mundane tasks.
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I asked the philosophical bricklayer how he finds meaning in his work. He said, "Every brick I lay is a metaphor for the impermanence of human existence. Also, it pays the bills.
The DIY Home Renovator
Attempting to save money by doing home renovations himself, the DIY enthusiast discovers that being "bricky" doesn't necessarily translate to being handy.
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I tried installing a brick pathway in my backyard. Now my garden looks like it's auditioning for a role in a medieval rom-com.
The Overenthusiastic Builder
Trying to impress everyone with his "bricky" achievements, but things don't always go as planned.
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I asked my overly enthusiastic builder friend how his day was going. He said, "I'm on cloud nine... well, technically on the ninth floor of the building I just completed.
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