7 Brainy People Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 15 2024

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Why did the philosopher refuse to argue with the computer? It always had a byte to say.
Why did the biologist go on a diet? Too many cells!
I tried to write a joke about an amoeba, but it was too single-celled for anyone to understand.
Why did the brain go to therapy? It had too many neurons holding onto emotional baggage.
I told my friend I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen his face as I drove pasta!
Why did the physicist break up with the biologist? There was no chemistry.
I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'I understand. You need a kit-kat.

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