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The Mad Scientist
Trying to create the perfect brain in a lab
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Creating the perfect brain is tough. I told my brain project, "You need to shape up!" It replied, "Well, technically, I don't have a shape yet, so, figure that one out first.
The Alien Observer
Analyzing human brains from an extraterrestrial perspective
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Humans claim to have brilliant minds, yet they spend hours watching cat videos. I'm starting to think their brain's default setting is set to "Easily Distracted." No wonder we never get a response to our intergalactic calls.
The Zombie
Struggling with a vegetarian zombie lifestyle
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My zombie friends made fun of me for being a vegetarian. They said, "You're not a real zombie if you don't crave brains." I told them, "Well, you're not a real zombie if you can't do the thriller dance. Who's winning now?
The Alien Abductee
Aliens mistaking brains for Earth's currency
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The aliens finally let me go, but not before saying, "Take care of your precious brains!" I walked away, thinking, "Well, at least they left me with my brains intact, unlike that student loan collector.
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