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Why did the brain break up with the spinal cord? It just needed some space!
Brain Drain
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You know, I was talking to someone the other day who claimed to be a real brainer. I thought, Well, that explains why they're always draining my energy. I'm convinced they have a Ph.D. in sucking the life out of a room!
Brainer's Block
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Ever heard of writer's block? Well, brainers have something similar called thinker's block. It's when they're so busy pondering the meaning of life that they forget where they left their car keys. I told one, Maybe if you thought a little less about the cosmos, you'd find them in your pocket!
Brain Freeze
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I have this friend who insists he's a brainer. I told him, Dude, I think your brain is frozen, not brilliant. Seriously, he's the only guy I know who can have a brain freeze in the middle of a heated debate. It's like arguing with a human Slurpee.
The Brainer's Manual
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I found a manual the other day titled How to Be a Brainer. Step one was Speak in complex sentences to assert dominance. So now, I've upgraded my vocabulary to impress people. I dropped a 'sesquipedalian' in casual conversation the other day. No one understood, but hey, at least I felt smart.
The Brainer Dilemma
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Have you ever met someone who thinks they're the smartest person in the room? Yeah, I call them brainers. It's like being in a constant state of intellectual warfare. You can't win an argument with them; it's like trying to outsmart a dictionary in a spelling bee. Good luck!
The Brainer's Guide to Socializing
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I asked my friend, the self-proclaimed brainer, for some social advice. He said, It's simple. Treat every conversation like a chess match. I tried that, but now I can't find anyone willing to play checkers with me. Thanks, Mr. Grandmaster of Awkward!
The Brainer's Dystopia
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I imagine a world run by brainers. Everyone would have to start their day with a pop quiz and end it with a philosophical debate. The slogan would be: Welcome to Utopia, where every decision is overthought, and nobody gets a good night's sleep!
Brainer's Tinder Profile
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I saw a dating profile the other day that said, Looking for a fellow brainer to engage in stimulating conversations. I thought about swiping right, but then I realized I just wanted someone who could decide on a pizza topping without consulting a philosopher first.
Brainer vs. Comedian
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I had a showdown with a brainer recently. He said, I use logic and reason to navigate life. I said, Well, I use sarcasm and dad jokes. Guess who won? Hint: It wasn't the guy quoting Plato at a party.
Brainers Anonymous
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I recently attended a support group for people who claim to be brainers. You know, the ones who think their IQ is off the charts. The first rule of Brainers Anonymous is: You do not talk about your IQ. The second rule is: If you break the first rule, we'll calculate your IQ, and it better be impressive!
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