20 Boyfriend Tagalog Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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Why did the boyfriend bring a ladder to his girlfriend's house? Because he heard love is on another level!
Why did the boyfriend bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take their relationship to the next step!
Why did the boyfriend bring a shovel to the date? He wanted to dig their connection deeper!
Why did the boyfriend bring a magnifying glass to the relationship? To focus on the little things!
Why did the boyfriend bring a camera to the relationship? Because he wanted to capture every moment!
Why did the boyfriend always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw his conclusions!
Why did the boyfriend bring a blender to the date? He wanted to mix things up!
Why did the boyfriend bring a calendar to the party? He wanted to date everyone there!
Why did the boyfriend bring a map to the argument? He wanted to find a way to compromise!
Why did the boyfriend bring a parachute to the date? Because he wanted to fall for her in style!

Tagalog Time-Out

We were having a heated argument, and my girlfriend said, Babe, Tagalog only. Now, not only was I losing the argument, but I also lost the ability to understand half of what she was saying. It's like fighting with subtitles turned on.

Tagalog Test

My girlfriend quizzes me on Tagalog words randomly. The other day, she pointed at a chair and said, Anong ito? I confidently replied, Ito, ito, ito! Turns out, she was asking what the chair was, not playing a Filipino version of charades.

Lost in Tagalog Translation

My girlfriend told me to express my feelings in Tagalog. I tried, but it ended up sounding like a lost tourist asking for directions. Now, every time I try to be romantic, she hands me a map and says, Babe, you're still lost in translation.

Tagalog Tactics

Learning Tagalog is like navigating a linguistic minefield. My girlfriend told me to call her Mahal ko to show affection. Now, whenever we're out, people look at us weirdly, thinking I'm calling her 'Mall' instead of expressing love.

Lost in Translation

My girlfriend and I recently had a little language barrier issue. She asked me to say something sweet in Tagalog, and I ended up ordering a chicken adobo. I guess I'm fluent in Filipino cuisine, not so much in romance.

Lost in Pronunciation

I'm struggling with the pronunciation in Tagalog. My girlfriend asked me to say beautiful eyes. I tried, and now she thinks her eyes are mabaho, which apparently means smelly. Lost in translation, literally!

Boyfriend Tagalog

You know, my girlfriend's been trying to teach me Tagalog. Yeah, she's all like, Babe, say 'I love you' in Tagalog. I'm like, Sure, no problem. Jollibee! I think that counts, right? It's like the Filipino version of romance.

Tagalog Transformation

I decided to surprise my girlfriend by singing a Tagalog love song. Little did she know, I turned a romantic ballad into a rap battle. Apparently, Babe, mahal kita doesn't have the same impact when you're dropping sick beats.

Tagalog Troubles

Trying to learn Tagalog is tough. My girlfriend asked me to say You're beautiful in Tagalog. I confidently said, Mahal kita! Turns out, that means I love you. Now she thinks I'm proposing every time I compliment her looks.

Love in Lost Phrases

My girlfriend tried to spice things up by whispering sweet nothings in Tagalog. The problem is, I have no idea what she's saying. For all I know, she could be giving me directions to the nearest grocery store instead of professing her love.

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