4 Boyfriend In Urdu Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 31 2025

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I rely heavily on Google Translate to understand what my boyfriend is saying sometimes. I mean, who knew there were so many ways to express love? But here's the kicker: Google Translate doesn't do justice to the tone. I told him, "Google says you're saying something sweet," and he replied, "Sweet? I was complaining about the Wi-Fi!
You know, my boyfriend speaks Urdu. Yeah, Urdu! And I'm over here struggling with English idioms. I asked him one day, "Do you ever get confused with all the phrases in English?" He just looked at me and said, "Well, it's not rocket science." Now, I'm thinking, "Wait, is that an idiom or is he actually talking about his job at NASA? I can never tell!
So, my boyfriend is all about the romance, especially in Urdu. He once called me "Meri Dunia," and I was like, "Aww, that's sweet! What does it mean?" He replied, "My world." But then I thought, "What if 'world' in Urdu means 'occasional headache'? I might be missing something in translation!
You ever try to say something in your partner's language, and it just comes out all wrong? I attempted to say "I love you" in Urdu, and it ended up sounding like I was ordering a curry. I said, "Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Hai," and he responded with, "Are we having Indian for dinner?" Well, at least it's the thought that counts, right?

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