5 Boy Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 03 2024

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Pet Owner

Dealing with the boy's request for exotic pets
My boy asked for a pet tarantula. I told him, "We already have a spider in the house - it's called your mom when she sees a mess in your room.

Teacher

Balancing between educating and suppressing the boy's wild creativity
I caught a boy passing notes in class. When I read it, it said, "Dear teacher, I think your class is like a comedy show, and you're the unintentional comedian." Well, at least he appreciates my humor.

Doctor

Balancing between treating the boy's minor injuries and trying not to laugh
The boy walked into my office with a bandage on his nose. I asked what happened. He said, "I tried to see if the pencil sharpener worked on fingers." I'm just relieved he didn't test it on anything more important.

Best Friend

Navigating through friendship while dealing with the boy's absurd requests
My buddy thinks he's a genius. He said, "I'm starting a new diet - only eating when I'm asleep." I told him that's called intermittent dreaming, not dieting.

Overprotective Parent

Trying to keep the boy safe while he thinks he's invincible
I told my son, "You can't go out like that; it's too cold." He said, "Dad, I'm not cold." I said, "I know, but your grandma will be if she sees you in those ripped jeans. She knitted those herself!

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