4 Jokes For Bottom Feeder

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Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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You ever feel like life's tossing you around like a ship in a storm? I mean, I've been called many things in my life, but recently, someone referred to me as a "bottom feeder." I was like, "Whoa, hold on! I thought that was reserved for those weird fish with
Workplaces are like ecosystems, and in every ecosystem, there's a bottom feeder. You know, that person who somehow manages to avoid all the difficult tasks, scavenging for the easiest assignments like a seagull picking at French fries on the boardwalk.
I recently had a colleague who was the ultimate bottom
Family gatherings are the Olympics of bottom feeding. You've got Aunt Mildred eyeing the leftovers like a hawk, ready to swoop in and take home the last slice of pie. And let's not forget Uncle Bob, the undisputed champion of finding a way to get others to foot the bill.
Dating is a lot like fishing, isn't it? You throw out your bait, hope for the best, and sometimes you end up with a bottom feeder. I mean, I've had dates where I felt like I needed scuba gear just to survive the conversation. It's like, "Is this a date

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