4 Jokes For Boston Accent

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Updated on: Apr 02 2025

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You ever notice how people from Boston have this wicked pissah accent? I mean, you could be having the most serious conversation with them, and it still sounds like they're inviting you to a clam bake or something.
I was at the airport, and this guy comes up to me,
Bostonians are notorious for giving directions that make you feel like you're navigating a labyrinth. I asked this guy, "How do I get to Quincy Market?" He looks at me dead serious and goes, "Alright, kid, you go down the street, take a left at Dunkin', go past the packie,
Bostonians have this unmatched pride in their sports teams, especially the Patriots. I went to a game, and the fans were so into it. They're chanting, "We're wicked awesome! We're wicked awesome!" I'm thinking, "Is this a football game or a self-esteem workshop?"
And their love for Tom Brady is
Let's talk about the weather in Boston. It's like Mother Nature can't make up her mind. One day, it's hotter than a pot of baked beans, and the next day, it's colder than Tom Brady's goodbye to the Patriots.
I asked a Bostonian about the weather, and he goes, "Oh,

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