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The Borderline Weather Expert
Dressing appropriately for unpredictable weather
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Trying to dress appropriately for the day is like playing a game of meteorological roulette. Will I need sunscreen or an umbrella? I've learned to carry both, just in case Mother Nature decides to throw a curveball.
The Borderline Procrastinator
Putting off important tasks until the last possible moment
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I'm so good at procrastinating; I even put off procrastinating. It's a skill, really. I call it "strategic laziness." I work best under the pressure of an impending existential crisis.
The Borderline Fitness Freak
Balancing a love for food with a desire for a six-pack
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They say abs are made in the kitchen. Well, my kitchen is a war zone. It's the frontline of the battle between kale smoothies and chocolate chip cookies. Spoiler alert: sometimes both sides lose.
The Borderline Chef
Trying to cook a meal with ingredients that are about to expire
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I played a dangerous game with my groceries. The milk said it was about to expire, but I was feeling rebellious. I chugged a glass and thought, "If I survive this, I can survive anything. Bring it on, dairy!
The Borderline Tech Expert
Dealing with a smartphone that has only 5% battery left
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My phone charger is the real MVP. It's always there, silently judging me for letting things get to 1%. It's like having a personal trainer for your electronics. "Come on, just a little more, you can do it!
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