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Every time I hear someone mention bootstraps, I can't help but think of a computer struggling to start up, desperately trying to find its footwear.
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Pull yourself up by the bootstraps," they say. But let's be real, most of us are just trying not to trip over them in the first place!
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You know what's ironic? Talking about bootstraps in a world where half the time we can't even find a matching pair of socks!
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They say "pull yourself up by the bootstraps," but honestly, if I tried doing that, I'd just end up with a sore back and a misplaced shoe.
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The term "bootstrap" makes it sound so easy, doesn't it? As if life's problems can be fixed with a good pair of boots and a strong grip. If only my shoes had that kind of power!
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You know, I've tried pulling myself up by the bootstraps, but all I got was a strained hamstring and a confused look from my dog.
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Have you ever noticed how people who talk about pulling themselves up by the bootstraps often wear loafers? I guess "pulling yourself up by the loafers" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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If life was as simple as pulling ourselves up by the bootstraps, I'd have a closet full of boots by now and still not have my life together.
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I tried the whole bootstraps thing once. Ended up looking like I was doing some weird interpretive dance rather than making any progress.
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