5 Jokes For Bodybuilder

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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Personal Trainer

Trying to motivate lazy clients
I asked a client why they were late to the gym. They said they got stuck in traffic. I didn't have the heart to tell them the only traffic they're stuck in is the one leading to the couch.

Old School Bodybuilder

Adjusting to modern gym trends
These new-fangled protein bars taste like candy. In my time, the only thing that tasted like chocolate was victory.

Yoga Instructor at a Bodybuilding Gym

Finding balance in a world of muscle
I asked a group of bodybuilders to try a relaxing breathing exercise. One guy said, "I breathe heavy enough during deadlifts; do I really need to practice?

Bodybuilder's Significant Other

Living with someone obsessed with their physique
We went on a vacation, and my bodybuilder partner insisted on finding a gym first thing. I thought we were here for a beach holiday, not a bicep beach party.

Gym Receptionist

Dealing with overly confident bodybuilders
I overheard two bodybuilders arguing about who had bigger biceps. I couldn't help but think, guys, this is a gym, not an episode of "The Bicep is Right.

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