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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 12 2024

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The Distracted Phone Addict

Glued to their phone, oblivious to the game
I played Battleship with someone glued to their phone. They kept shouting, "I sunk your...uh, what ship am I again? Wait, let me check my Insta story for ship names!

The Conspiracy Theorist Gamer

Believing every game has a hidden agenda
Played Connect 4 with a conspiracy theorist. They insisted the game was a government mind-control experiment. I just wanted to yell "Connect 4!" but they were too busy constructing a foil barrier to protect their thoughts.

The Snack Hoarder

More interested in the snacks than the game
I played Candy Land with a snack hoarder. They insisted on creating alliances based on who had the best snacks. I ended up teaming up with the guy with the Twizzlers because he promised to share if we won.

The Overly Competitive Player

Constantly striving to win at any cost
I tried playing chess with the overly competitive guy. It was going fine until he insisted on a drug test because he thought I was on performance-enhancing pawns.

The Rulebook Stickler

Insisting on following every rule to the letter
Tried playing Twister with a rulebook stickler. They insisted we play by the original 1966 rules. I'm pretty sure the 'left foot on red' move was intended to be a one-time aerobic exercise, not a yoga pose!

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