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The Self-Checkout Expert
Dealing with the judgmental beeping when you take too long to bag your groceries.
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The self-checkout machine asked me if I brought my own bags. I said, "No, I thought this was a costume party for grocery items." Now it beeps at me with disappointment.
The Pet Fish Owner
Dealing with the judgmental stare from your fish when you forget to feed them.
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My fish has the perfect diet plan: it swims all day and only eats when I remember to drop in a few flakes. It's living its best life while I'm over here stressing about calories.
The Overly Competitive Gamer
When your opponent is a noob, but you're still struggling to win.
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My gaming strategy against noobs is simple: make them think they're winning, then hit them with a plot twist that leaves their virtual character questioning its life choices.
The Gardening Enthusiast
Dealing with weeds that just won't quit, no matter how much you pull.
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My garden is the only place where the phrase "growing like a weed" is not a compliment. It's more like, "Hey, weeds, I didn't invite you to this plant party!
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