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You know you're an adult when you find yourself giving unsolicited bubble-blowing advice. "No, no, you're doing it wrong! You need more wrist action, like you're shaking hands with a tiny invisible alien.
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They say blowing bubbles is a calming activity. Well, someone should tell that to my dog who thinks it's a personal insult to his territorial authority. Bubbles: the mortal enemies of canines.
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Blowing bubbles is the only time I can confidently say, "I'm not crying; it's just the wind... and possibly a soapy residue in my eye." Nothing ruins a moment of zen like a bubble attack on the cornea.
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Blowing bubbles is like Mother Nature's way of saying, "Hey, remember when life was simple? Here's some soapy water, go nuts!" It's the adult version of a pacifier.
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I tried to impress my date by blowing heart-shaped bubbles. Let's just say, romance took a hit when one burst prematurely, and I accidentally soaped up her face. Nothing says love like a surprise bubble facial, right?
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You ever notice how bubble solution smells amazing, but the taste is... questionable? It's like someone at the bubble factory said, "Let's make this smell like a tropical vacation, but taste like regret.
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I tried to impress my friends by blowing the biggest bubble ever. It got so big I lost sight of it. Now, I'm just waiting for someone to call me and say, "Hey, did you lose a bubble? I think it's blocking out the sun in my backyard.
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Blowing bubbles is the original Instagram filter. I mean, it's the only time you can make something beautiful without the need for likes or validation. Just you, the wand, and a bunch of floating iridescent circles.
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You ever notice how blowing bubbles is the only time it's socially acceptable to chase something and scream in public? I mean, if I did that with a butterfly net, people would think I'm auditioning for a Pixar movie.
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