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The Competitive Surfer
Trying to catch the perfect wave but getting interrupted by a playful dolphin's blowhole antics
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Surfer problems: Dolphins using their blowholes as water guns. I never signed up for a surf-and-soak adventure, but here we are.
The Aquarium Janitor
Dealing with a stubborn blowhole in the maintenance system
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My job description says "janitor," but I didn't sign up for blowhole maintenance duty. Note to self: next time, read the fine print.
The Stand-Up Comedian at the Aquarium
Trying to make blowhole jokes without offending the sea life or the visitors
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Tried my material on the dolphins, but I think I hit a language barrier. They just stared at me like, "Bro, stick to land comedy. Your sea jokes are floundering.
The Whale Watcher
Wanting to see a majestic whale breach but getting sprayed by its blowhole instead
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I thought a whale's blowhole was like a water fountain. Turns out, it's more like a sneeze cannon. I went from zero to marine biology in one nose-blast.
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