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Family Feud - Sausage Edition
Dealing with family members who have strong opinions on blood sausage
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My dad is so old-fashioned; he thinks blood sausage is the only sausage worth eating. I asked him if he's ever tried chorizo. He replied, "I don't trust any sausage that doesn't bleed.
Breakfast Dilemma
Trying to make breakfast interesting with blood sausage
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I tried impressing my date with a fancy breakfast featuring blood sausage. She looked at me and said, "I asked for a hot date, not a cold breakfast.
Health Nut's Nightmare
Trying to convince health-conscious friends that blood sausage is a superfood
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I convinced my fitness-obsessed friend to try blood sausage, telling him it's the ultimate cheat day treat. He tried it and said, "I'd rather do an extra hour on the treadmill than have that again.
Sausage Therapy
Attending a support group for people addicted to blood sausage
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My therapist suggested I replace blood sausage with a healthier alternative. Now I'm addicted to kale chips, and my taste buds are staging a protest. They want blood, not antioxidants.
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