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Blokes and PDFs are like the unsung heroes of procrastination. When you don't want to do work, just download a PDF. It's the perfect way to convince yourself that you're being productive while avoiding the actual task at hand.
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Blokes who convert everything to PDF must think they're preserving history. "Oh, you have a Word document? Let me immortalize it in the sacred format of the PDF so that future generations may marvel at your grocery list.
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PDFs are the real-life equivalent of snail mail. It's like, "Hey, I sent you that report yesterday. Did you get it?" And you're sitting there, waiting for the PDF carrier pigeon to arrive.
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Blokes who insist on PDFs must be time travelers from the past. They're still amazed that we can send electronic documents, and they want to make sure it's in the fanciest, most official-looking format possible.
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Blokes who create PDFs must have a secret society. They're like, "Let's make it impossible for anyone to edit or rearrange our documents. Long live the Brotherhood of the Uneditable Files!
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Blokes who send you PDFs without warning are the real-life jump-scare masters. One minute you're innocently checking your email, the next you're face-to-face with a 50-page PDF on the history of staplers.
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Opening a PDF feels like entering a room with no windows. You're trapped with whatever information is inside, and you can't escape until you've scrolled through every page. It's like the Hotel California for digital documents.
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You ever notice how when you download a PDF, it's like inviting a ghost into your computer? I mean, who are these blokes in the PDF world, and why do they haunt my downloads folder like they've got some unfinished business?
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Blokes and PDFs are like an unexpected houseguest that never leaves. You think you're just getting a document, but suddenly your computer's haunted by files with names like "AnnualReport_2008_FINAL-FINAL-Really-Final.pdf.
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