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Why did the snowman bring a broom to the blizzard? Because he wanted to sweep the nation!
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Why do blizzards never get invited to parties? They always flake out at the last minute!
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Blizzards should come with a warning label: 'Caution: May lead to spontaneous snowball fights, uncontrollable cocoa consumption, and an overwhelming desire to rewatch every winter-themed movie ever made.'
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Nothing tests your survival skills quite like going to the grocery store right before a blizzard hits. It's the Hunger Games of bread and milk!
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During a blizzard, stepping outside feels like walking into a scene from 'The Day After Tomorrow.' Except, instead of outrunning a deep freeze, you're just trying not to slip on the driveway.
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Snowstorms and blizzards - nature's way of saying, 'Hey, remember that time you complained it wasn't cold enough? Hold my icicle!'
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You know you're in for a wild time when the weather forecast starts talking about 'snow squalls.' Sounds like a bunch of snowflakes having a disagreement - 'It's my turn to fall! No, it's mine!'
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Snow days during a blizzard were magical as a kid. Now, as an adult, they're like, 'Congratulations, you've won an all-expenses-paid vacation... to your living room!'
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Blizzards are nature's way of giving introverts a legitimate excuse to cancel plans. 'Sorry, can't go out. Snowed in. Oh no, what a shame!
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Blizzards turn everyone into expert meteorologists. Suddenly, we're all analyzing weather maps like we're about to win a 'Guess the Snowdrift's Next Move' competition!
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Being stuck indoors during a blizzard is like playing a real-life version of 'Survivor: Frozen Edition.' Can't vote anyone off the island, just gotta hope the thermostat doesn't give up!
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