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The Blimp Advertiser
Trying to create effective advertisements that are visible from the ground
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You know your blimp ad is a success when people on the ground start playing "Guess the Brand" instead of paying attention to traffic. It's like turning the sky into a giant game of Pictionary, and I'm just hoping they don't mistake a pizza ad for the weather forecast.
The Blimp Pilot
Trying to impress passengers with a calm ride despite turbulent weather
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I once had a passenger tell me, "I hope you're good at handling pressure." I'm thinking, lady, I'm flying a giant balloon filled with gas; pressure is my middle name. It's just not the kind of pressure you want to mention when you're in the sky.
The Blimp Tour Guide
Dealing with passengers who insist on standing near the edge for a better view
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My favorite passengers are the ones who insist on standing near the edge for the perfect shot. I'm thinking, "Lady, this is not the Titanic, and I'm definitely not Leonardo DiCaprio. Please, take a step back before your selfie becomes a daredevil documentary.
The Blimp Salesperson
Convincing people that buying a blimp is a practical investment
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I had a guy ask me, "Can I park my blimp in my backyard?" I'm like, "Of course, as long as your backyard is the size of a football field and your neighbors are okay with living in the shadow of your airborne dreams. Blimp ownership is all about compromise.
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