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The Weather Forecaster
Trying to predict the unpredictable
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I love how the weather forecast uses words like 'breezy' and 'gusty.' Are we talking about the weather or my uncle's after-dinner performance?
The Gardener
Nurturing plants or playing referee in the garden drama
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I asked my cactus about its day, and it said, 'Prickly.' Well, excuse me, Mr. Thorny, I was just trying to make small talk, not get attacked by existential plant angst.
The Birthday Candle
It's their time to shine, but for how long?
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I asked my birthday candle, 'What's your retirement plan?' It replied, 'I'm melting away my problems, one year at a time.' Well played, candle, well played.
The Balloon Animal Artist
Inflating expectations without bursting them
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Balloons are the only thing that get applause for deflating. 'Look at that majestic descent! The Hindenburg could learn a thing or two.'
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