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Have you ever watched those cooking shows where they claim their recipe will "blow your taste buds away"? Meanwhile, my taste buds are just hoping for something that doesn’t taste like cardboard tonight!
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It always blows me away how we spend so much time planning vacations to exotic places, but when it comes down to it, we end up spending half the time figuring out the Wi-Fi password at the hotel!
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You know what really blew me away? When I realized that half the stuff I learned in school was from Wikipedia and not my textbooks. Ah, the wonders of modern education!
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You know what really blew me away? Those self-checkout machines at the grocery store. I mean, I just wanted to buy some apples, not reevaluate my entire existence!
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You know what really blew me away? When I realized that the "simple 5-minute crafts" videos on YouTube actually take 5 hours and leave you with a mess that even Marie Kondo couldn't fix!
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You ever notice how when someone says, "That movie blew me away," they're not talking about the plot twists or the emotional depth? Nah, they're just talking about the volume of the surround sound!
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Ever been to a magic show where the magician promises to "blow your mind"? Honestly, at this point, if my mind isn't scattered across the room by the finale, I want my money back!
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It always blows me away how every year, I promise myself I'll start exercising. Yet, here I am, still surprised when I get out of breath after climbing a flight of stairs!
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You know what else blew me away? When I found out that the so-called "fresh" fruits in the supermarket are actually older than most of the cheese in my fridge!
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