8 Jokes For Bleed

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Updated on: Apr 17 2025

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Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood!
I tried to write a joke about bleeding, but it was too draining. So, I decided to let it flow naturally!
What did the bleeding pen say to the paper? 'I've got a lot on my mind, and it's flowing all over!'
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm a doctor specializing in doughnut wounds – I make the icing stop the bleeding!
Why don't vampires ever get serious injuries? They always know how to stop the bleeding!
Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? He wanted to make a withdrawal without getting caught!
Why did the bleeding tomato turn to the cucumber for advice? It wanted to know how to stop the salad from getting too saucy!
My friend bet me $20 that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta him – he was bleeding money!

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