5 Jokes For Blaze

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 06 2024

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The Blaze Olympian

Trying to convince people that blazing can be a sport.
I'm thinking of entering the next triathlon. You know, smoking, snacking, and napping. I've been in training for that my whole life!

The Stoner Neighbor

Dealing with a straight-laced neighbor who disapproves of your love for blazing.
My neighbor tried to lecture me about the environment. I said, "Dude, I'm just doing my part to keep the atmosphere lit!

The Blaze Detective

Trying to act casual when you get pulled over by a cop and you've got some 'extra herbs' in the car.
The cop asked, "Have you been drinking?" I said, "No, officer, I've been inhaling... life.

The Forgetful Blazer

When you blaze a little too much and forget where you hid your stash.
I thought I lost my weed, but then I remembered I already smoked it. Now I'm on a scavenger hunt for my keys. They're probably with the snacks – I hope they're having a good time!

The Blaze Consultant

Balancing a successful career while being a closet blazer.
I have this dual life – by day, I'm a professional, by night, I'm a professional blazer. It's like I have a PhD in business and a master's in chilling.

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