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I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays.

I'm trying to organize a space-themed party. It's taking me a while, the guests just keep planet!

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward for her!

I'm trying to write a joke about infinity, but it's endless!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats!

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