7 Birthday Boy Jokes

One Liners

Updated on: Aug 09 2024

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
What do you give a birthday boy who has everything? Antibiotics, because you can't have everything without getting a little sick!
I asked the birthday boy if he felt wiser with age. He said, 'No, just more cautious around low door frames!
I asked the birthday boy if he's feeling old. He said, 'Not at all, I just need a password to remember my age!
I told the birthday boy he's not old, he's just been young for a very long time!
I told the birthday boy he's like fine wine. He said, 'So, you're saying I get better with age?' I replied, 'No, you just give people headaches!
I asked the birthday boy if he wanted a party with lots of presents. He said, 'No, I just want your presence.' So, I got him air freshener!
I told the birthday boy he was getting old. He said, 'Don't remind me, I need more memory!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Sunburns
Nov 21 2024

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today