5 Jokes About Bill Clinton

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Updated on: Jan 28 2025

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Bill Clinton as a Time Traveler

Navigating through time without altering history (or Monica's dress)
Bill Clinton in the time machine sees smartphones and says, "Back in my time, the only 'app' we had was Monica, short for 'appetizer.'

Bill Clinton as a Food Critic

Balancing his love for fast food with the sophistication of a food critic
Bill critiques a salad and remarks, "This salad is like my political career – a lot of greens, some unexpected twists, and a few scandals you'd rather forget.

Bill Clinton at a Comedy Roast

Handling good-natured ribbing about his political legacy
Another roast line: "They say behind every great man is a great woman. In your case, behind every great man is an intern with a dry-cleaning bill.

Bill Clinton at a Technology Conference

The struggle of a tech-challenged president in a high-tech world
He's given a virtual reality headset and starts waving his arms around, thinking he's playing golf. Someone says, "Mr. Clinton, it's a tech demo," and he replies, "Well, I always did have a good swing... in politics.

Bill Clinton as a Stand-Up Comedian

Making jokes about his own presidency while staying in good humor
Bill talks about life post-presidency: "I'm like the guy who finishes a marathon and says, 'Well, that was fun. What's next?'

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